No, Dorothy, you aren't in Kansas anymore, you are in Alycia's world.

Well, Alycia Lane in an apparent attempt to keep herself and her former Philly Dee Jay boyfriend Booker afloat in tough economic times has decided to earn money the old fashioned way....get your minds out of the gutter, she's just suing everyone in sight. (Did you know that Google cites 6,695 blog references, and approximately 241,000 web references? Might be pertinent in case she decides to do an even MORE massive sweep of everyone she thinks has done Alycia Lane wrong)

Yep, as if Larry Mendte playing Peeping Larry in e-mails followed by his carefully crafted "mea culpa" statements, we are now treated to Alycia Does The Legal System....you got it: Alycia Lane instead of getting a job has filed a lawsuit (isn't this yet another lawsuit?)...against Larry Mendte, CBS3, and oh Philadelphia Daily News columnist Dan Gross...now seriously: did the events that Dan Gross reported happen? Did she or did she not wallup a cop and throw a hissy fit or did the New York Post just make that up December 17, 2007?

What's up with Diva Alycia? Does she truly have some sort of mental condition that fuels an uncontrolled desire to remain in newspaper headlines all over the country even if it's negative? Seriously, when is the last time you heard of Alycia Lane doing something nice?

I think this woman is totally NUTS. And I think her boyfriend Booker is NUTS for not booking on her and getting on with his life - they say love is blind....it must be here.

What happened to the days when news anchors and reporters REPORTED the news rather than WERE the news by always MAKING the news? What is it that Alycia Lane doesn't get about that? Oy vey.

Here are the PDFs that FoxTV has up about lawsuit:

suit part 1
suit part 2
suit part 3
suit part 4

Can you imagine the crazy legal bills this New Testament has generated?

Posted on Wed, Sep. 24, 2008

Lane suit details Mendte gossip
The former anchor tells about two years of her colleague's media leaks she says ruined her.
By Michael Klein
Inquirer Staff Writer

Former anchor Alycia Lane returned to court yesterday, taking direct aim for the first time in a lawsuit against former CBS3 colleague Larry Mendte, accusing him of ruining her by invading her privacy and leaking personal details to the media.

The Common Pleas Court suit spells out about two years of gossip fodder provided by Mendte, including new details of the notorious bikini-photo incident, her relationship with a married New York news anchor, and the aftermath of her Dec. 17 arrest in New York, when she was ridiculed for reaching out to Gov. Rendell....The suit also names CBS3 and accuses the station of defaming Lane before and after her firing on Jan. 1, and of ignoring her suspicions that someone was hacking into her personal e-mail....Philadelphia Daily News gossip columnist Dan Gross, who ran columns and blog posts about Lane, was accused in the suit of "conspiring with Mendte" and "obtaining the fruits of the illegal activity through the conspiracy."

Huffington Post: Fired Philly TV anchor sues colleague, station

Fired Philly TV Anchor Alycia Lane Explains Bikini Photos
Last Edited: Wednesday, 24 Sep 2008, 12:36 PM EDT
Created: Wednesday, 24 Sep 2008, 12:32 PM EDT
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Mendte adds fuel to fire after guilty plea
By Emilie Lounsberry
Inquirer Staff Writer

September 24, 2008
Yo, Philly in the News

Sep 24: Masons DO Rule The World
There’s so much in the Alycia Lane lawsuit against Larry Mendte, KYW and Dan Gross to parse just this instant, but deep in the Inquirer’s story is the best part, by far. Emphasis mine: